Maurice here. My page will have anything and everything. Feel free to experience some of the good life here! I hope you find yondersmakeyouasparagus in your life. Georgetown Class of 2016~ HOYA SAXA!

 

Gay does not mean interested in you.

shut-up-karen:

cryonetics:

thelucky7th:

bokunosaladbar:

suicidallyreckless:

ronstormer:

Lesbian does not mean “probably going to hit on you”.

Homosexual isn’t a horny caricature trying to fuck you.

Get over yourself.

Bisexual does not mean “wants to have a threeway.”

Pansexual doesn’t mean ‘fuck everything and anything’.

Asexual doesn’t mean “just never had sex with you.”

Heterosexual doesn’t mean ‘I’m an asshole and bi/trans/homophobic.’

YES

(Source: ramoorebooks)

fxrensicate:

classicrockboy:

this was the best scene ever… of all time

I need this in my life at all times.

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

city-war:

Alpha Phi Omega - Gamma Beta

Fall rush! Do it! You’ll have hella fun!

city-war:

Alpha Phi Omega - Gamma Beta

Fall rush! Do it! You’ll have hella fun!

a-box-of-cats:

7 hours after the McCutcheon ruling. Such bitter irony.

a-box-of-cats:

7 hours after the McCutcheon ruling. Such bitter irony.

dovaking27:


Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

dovaking27:

Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

laurakvstheworld:

i honestly feel 100% better after watching this

(Source: 12818-tomhanks)